once apon a time a man named ben had a big log which he took everywhere with him. Now ben who enjoyed the finer things in life such as water polo and hopskotch. Speaking of schotch he liked that too. He didnt really like it too mch but it was a hobby he liked to indulge in every now and then. Anyway him and his father, liked to touch each other, which he thought was wrong but his father assured him it was. Yvonne, the maid, sometimes joined in, but other times she would eat the bones of virgins for kicks. However this stopped soon after she exploded... Boy that was a mess... i havnt cleaned that yet. i relly should get that done, wheres that bloddy maid? Dirty french bitch never does her work.
Well anyway... what was i saying? OH yes jerry needed a botched plastic surgery, so he promptly flew to iran. (threeeee twoooooo ooooone - Eden) Iran exploded with ease. Jerry was fine but his wife, mary queen of scots had no testicles.
this howeveer was not a problem as the finest testicle doctor in all the land happened to be in the vacinity but the oly problem was...he was having lunch which comprised of oxygen, nitrogen, carbon and oxygen again.

When the news hit jerry that his wife's testicle adding, could be set back 10 minutes while the doctor ate his assorted gasses in various jars, he decided rather rashly to slice his wifes face with a phone book.
"owww you cockwasher" she exclaimed with glee "ya gave me a fucking papercut, pisslips?"
MEanwill: Someone known as william who is particually mean.

Back at camp alpha henry was finding it increasing difficult to urinate, as his penis has enflated to the size of his penis. "oww you cockwasher" he exclaimed with glee as some unknown man washed his cock.
"spack!" exclaimed mary with glee as she addressed the local spack.
Toodleoo said hernray, whos father was currently dislexic, thus speelig tings rong.
Meanwhilly whilst all this was happening i played poker with a toothless one eyed pirate who kept picking hisd teeth with a bowie knife to distract me whilst his parrot looked over my shoulder and told him what cards i had by using an elaborate code involving vomiting, chirping and sea shantys. I was overally not impressed with the quality of the chair i was sitting apon, so i called it a night and it ran away crying. Apparently night had killed its incest driven mother. I continued with the play wearing a dress. Tim wanted me. that reminds me....poems suck, oooh ooh except the good ones, but there arent really too masny of those except for when the good people come along and there all like "ooooh shit err i'm like weelll gud m8"  BLEURGH BLEURGH BLEURGH.

Wheres Ben?

Ben was dead
Ben was dead
Ben was fred

Fred decied to indulge in murder. He was promptly caught and beated by the authorites. Just goes to show you cant play the harpsicord and still live a normal life.

All work and no play makes jack a dull boy

All work and no play makes jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy

                               all
                           work and no
                       play makes jack a
                           dull boy

Would you like to play a game of chance?
y/n?
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Bang.The fridge door closed. Mary had had enough of those damn kids. SO she slammed the door in spite of their sleeping. She wrenched open a jar of Gas and inhaled it enthusiastically. This was a mistake. The co2 was of the marmite variety, and her boyfriend, dave, had a yeast infection and murdered himself. Ben liked waterpolo a lot. especially when his dad looked up his shorts while he was on the horse. HE thought he was a big boy.
BEN AND RYAN, THEY'RE MY FRIENDS. He would shout at the top of his voice when no-one was looking, unfortunatly he did not understand that people did not have to see him to hear him and he was considered quite the fool amongst the congregation who got drunk and played the wrong tune and were promptly fired on the spot so the church bought a crank organ and got a respectable man to turn the crank. However the crank turned out to be a virus which infected half of california over the LAN network. The man was eaten whole by Jesus.

Peter was in russia. He wasnt sure why he was there. HE had just woken up there. HE was confused. Peter wanted to go home. He couldnt go home because he wasnt sure where home was. He is stupid. Stupid people shouldnt be able to go home untill they get smart. Like george. George is in afrika. He cant spell it either so he gets by with his guitar and small mammal friend called mr bat.
then it suddenly dawned on petra, whoops i mean peter as to why he was in russia, it turns out that he was caught using a shared internet connection and was quickly deemed a commie and promptly booted out of america by some sort of huge novelty thoot, y'know like the one that squashed the thing in that show from england python monterts house of corporate pine furniture i think it was called.....

HORSE SHIT!
Exclaimed molly as she was thrown headfirst into a large pile of manure. The farmer had rid his land of that evil wench. His daughter was a dirty harlet, so he assumed she wanted to be thrown into manure. Thats what she gets for thinking about a boy, was a good film. Tractors are dangerous. But mr farmer didnt care. He still played around on agrecultural machinery because he is a child and thats what the countryside code is all about. Stupid faggots who get crushed by 50 foot wheels and scare sheep beacause they are insecure about their sexuality ever since they saw their best friend in the shower and enjoyed it...Dirty little shits. I think they should DIE DIE DIE. WHile the farmer was thinking this he had died and been buried not realising it. WHen he came out of his thought train he realised that ABC had too many adverts and wasted most of his time looking at what he could be watching and not what he wanted to watch at that time................